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SNL: Judy Grimes - ComedyJuice.com

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SNL: Judy Grimes - Just Kidding - ComedyJuice.com

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SNL-Surprise Party

With all that is going on in the world today, I thought I would share some humor to help ease the stress. Hope you get a good laugh!! Sorry for the video clip that is a preview for a movie.

Will Ferrell is the Phatom of the Opera

My name's hidden meaning?

I'll tell you!

Since cj did this test, I had to see what my name meant. I was a little surprised that we had a couple of the same paragraphs...but then again, we are twins!? What do you think? Is this me? BE NICE!! I INSIST!! LOLOL!!

What Susan Means

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way. And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life. You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

What's" Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Saturday's Equation

equation- Pronunciation[i-kwey-zhuhn, -shuhn
1.the act of equating or making equal; equalization: 2. equally balanced state; equilibrium. 3. Mathematics. an expression or a proposition, often algebraic, asserting the equality of two quantities.


How many of you out there when asked what kind of noise your brakes are making can describe them so that DH can understand what sound it is making!?! My DH used to be a Helicpoter Maintance Pilot and was trained to hear ANY KIND of noise that the OH-58D made. But for some reason when HE drove it, he couldn't hear what I have been hearing this past week when I put on my brakes. So this morning, I had to drive with him riding with me (after he had already driven it) to show him what sound I was hearing. Suprisingly, I guess he heard the right equation?!


So we have:
(Car + Brakes) + (DH + Meineke)= gorilla

THIS + THIS

+ THIS + =

Any questions?

I know what you MEME

So my twin, CJ, did this on her page, so I thought I would copy her...cause you know...we are twins and all!?

1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now? Dial
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? No, but that sounds really good.
3. What would you change about your living room? I would put french doors in the hallway leading to it.
4. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? Dirty currently getting ready to be washed
5. What is in your fridge? LOTS of food..just went shopping today!
6. What is on top of your refrigerator? Chips
7. What color or design is on your shower curtain? Burgundy with gold hoops designs
8. How many plants are in your home? Two real one, and two fake ones
9. Is your bed made right now? Nope, and it rarely gets made
10. Comet or Soft Scrub? Comet all the way!
11. Your closet organized? Yes
12. Can you describe your flashlight? Ummmm, no!?
13. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home? glass
14. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?nope, don't drink it!
15. If you have a garage, is it cluttered? OH MY YES...and not with my STUFF either!!
16. Curtains or blinds? both
17. How many pillows do you sleep with? two
18. Do you sleep with any lights on at night? no, I have to have total darkness
19. How often do you vacuum? When ever it gets too dirty...usually about every 3 days
20. Standard toothbrush or electric? Battery operated
21. What color is your toothbrush? Pink
22. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? Yes
23. What is in your oven right now? Nothing
24. Is there anything under your bed? Nope, on a water bed stand
25. Chore you hate doing the most? DUSTING
26. What retro items are in your home? none
27. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office? Nope, in the den
28. How many mirrors are in your home? 6
29. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home? does change in a jar count?
30. What color are your walls? which room? all rooms different colors
31. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?HECK NO!!
32. What does your home smell like right now? Couldn't tell ya...can't smell!
33. Candle scent? HMMM...again, couldn't tell ya!
34. What kind of pickles (if any) in your fridge? spears, relish, and hamburger chips
35. What color is your favorite Bible? Brown
36. Ever been on your roof? No? WHY?
37. Do you own a stereo? 1
38. How many TVs do you have? 4
39. How many house phones? 3
40. Do you have a housekeeper? ME!
41. What style do you decorate in? romantic
42. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints? Prints
43. Is there a smoke detector in your home? yes, two
44. What are the items in your house which you’d grab if you only could make one quick trip? my purse--it has VERY important items in it.

My Dear Friend

Each Life That Touches Ours for Good

Each life that touches ours for good

Reflects thine own great mercy, Lord;

Thou sendest blessings from above

Thru words and deeds of those who love.

What greater gift dost thou bestow,

What greater goodness can we know

Than Christlike friends, whose gentle ways

Strengthen our faith, enrich our days.

When such a friend from us departs,

We hold forever in our hearts

A sweet and hallowed memory,

Bringing us nearer, Lord, to thee.

For worthy friends whose lives proclaim

Devotion to the Savior’s name,

Who bless our days with peace and love,

We praise thy goodness, Lord, above.
Text: Karen Lynn Davidson, b. 1943. © 1985 IRI

Sometime this morning in Texas, one of my dear friends, Vicki Fillmore Briggs, passed away. She was only 59.

I have known her for over 22 years. We met when our husbands were stationed in Ft. Riley, Kansas, serving in the army. We met at church. She had 5 kids and I had 4. She was ten years older than I was, but she took me under her wing and treated me like a little sister. She was always helping me with my kids, because I was so overwhelmed with my four small children. She had kids around the same age as mine and some older, so they helped me A LOT. I would help her with cooking and cleaning and she would help me with my kids. We were inseparable! We even had a preschool class for some of the children in our ward. I have a picture of her somewhere dressed up in her Halloween costume, when we had our little Halloween party in my basement! In time she moved away, but we still kept in touch after all these years. Over the past couple of months we have had several phone conversations. She told me that she had "sarcoidosis". I found out today when her oldest child, her son, called to let me know that she had passed, that she had cancer all over her body; spine, liver, head; just to name a few. Her family just found out 2 weeks ago that she had cancer.

Vicki loved to sing, and was even in the choir in Washington, DC while they lived there. She has written several children's books. She was a teacher. She was a wife, mother, and most of all one of the sweetest friends a person could ever ask for.

So goodbye for now, my dear friend. Until we meet again. I love you.

My baby's 22!

This week on the 18th, my baby girl turned 22! It's hard to believe that she is 22! Seems like just yesterday when she was born! Since she lives on her own now, we didn't celebrate her birthday until yesterday when she came home for the weekend. Her sister's and one of her aunt's where there to help us celebrate. She wanted a red velvet cake, which she got.
This is her with one of her nephews, DJ.
This is her with her niece, A.
This is another one with her niece, A.

Hope you had a happy birthday Sasha, and many more happy days to follow!

Happy 1st Birthday!

This is so past due. On the 13th of this month, this precious baby girl was born to my oldest daughter and her husband. I got to see her when she just a few minutes old.

Now, she is one. She is the sweetest baby girl that any nana could ask for. She loves her mommy and even loves her nana. Happy birthday, you precious baby!

ABC's

Found this over at one of my nieces...thought I would play too!!

A is for age: 48 currently

B is for burger of choice: Used to love the Carolina Classic from Wendy's and Mushroom Swiss Burger from Backyard burgers-NOW, don't have one!!

C is for the car I drive: 03 Kia- LOVE it!

D is for your dog's name: Luke

E is for essential item you use every day: Phone

F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Don't have one at the "moment"

G is for favorite game: Scrabble

H is for home state: NC.

I is for instruments you play: Piano

J is for favorite juice: Not a big juice drinker; only drink OJ because I have to take my meds with it

K is for whose bum you'd like to kick: No one at the moment

L is for last restaurant at which you ate: McAlisters?

M is for your favorite Muppet: Grover

N is for number of piercings: 1 in each ear.

O is for overnight hospital stays: Wow...now that would be a LOT since I have had 10 surgeries and four high-risk pregnancies...I am going to guess some where in the hundreds!!

P is for people you were with today: My sister, my niece and her kids, and my sister's foster son.

Q is for what you do with your quiet time: Talk on the phone, read.

R is for biggest regret: I can't think of a regret!

S is for status: Married since 1980.

T is for time you woke up today: 9:30ish.

U is for what you consider unique about yourself: I can't smell or taste...does that count as unique!!

V is for vegetable you love: Just about all except for turnips and turnip greens!!

W is for worst habit: Wasting to much time playing computer games!!

X is for x-rays you've had: Ankle, back, neck, teeth, left leg, elbow, head, hand, sinus, basically, just about every body part!

Y is for yummy food you ate today: Haven't had any today yet...still waiting!!

Z is for zodiac: Scorpio

1996-DH

Since I posted a picture of me last week...thought you might enjoy of picture of my DH in 1996!! The sunlight is fading his skin tone!

Guess how many?

Guess how many grandbabies Nana will have now!? Thats right, 5!! I just found out this morning that our son and daughter-in-law will have baby number two. Which will make me a total of 5 GRANDKIDS!! I couldn't be HAPPIER!! Just yesterday I was talking to a friend at church and she was asking me how many grandkids I had. I told her 3 with number 4 on the way. I told her it would probably be a while before I had any more either. And today I found out that it will be next year!!

All I can say, is bring 'em on!! After all, I don't have to raise them...JUST LOVE THEM, which I do!!

One Word

Hearing: lawnmover

On Your Desk/Workspace: junk

Outside: light

Your Eyes: tired

You Wish Some People Would: believe

Before This You Were: resting

On Your Feet: bare

What Makes You Feel Crappy: sleepy

What Soothes You: massage

Color of Your Refrigerator: white

Number of People You Share a Bathroom With: one

Your First Boyfriend/Girlfriend: husband

Your Favorite Kind of Bread: buttered

On Your Mind: cleaning

Something You Have to Complete: packing

Your Last Medical Appointment: February

You Want To Be: busy

You Wish You Knew More About: music

The Superpower You'd Choose: invisible

Your Last Purchase: groceries

You Don't Like to Watch: thrillers

Your Idea of Relaxing: resting

Last Thing You Forgot: birthday

After This: packing